Pop quiz

Lately my driving time with Gabby has turned into quiz time. Here's a couple of the funnier ones.

Gabby: Mom, can you name something that is GREEN?

Me: Hmmm, zucchini?

Gabby: Nope, it is something on the ground. It's like pointy things. Like carpet. For the ground.

Me: Is it GRASS?

Gabby: (clapping) Yea, you got it! It WAS grass! Good job, Mommy. Ok, now can you tell me something that goes into the toilet that starts with a "P"?

Me: Ummm, is it pee?

Gabby: NOPE! It's something else! Something else starts with a "P"! And this thing is BROWN.

Me: (oh dear...) Ok then it must be poop!

Gabby: YEP! Very good, mom. You do a good job guessing.

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Gabby: Ok mom, you guess the princess. This one has yellow hair, I mean BLONDE hair, and it is long, and she wears a pink dress.

Me: Cinderella?

Gabby: (laughing) No, that would be SILLY! Cinderella...her dress is BLUE, not PINK! I trying to get you to guess AURORA.

Me: OH! Ok, give me another one.

Gabby: Ummm, this one she has black hair. And she wears a blue thing...ummmm, it is a thing....uh, it's like a THING, and it's BLUE...

Me: What do you mean a "thing"? Like, pants? A dress? What is blue?

Gabby: I don't know what you call it. IT'S THE THING THAT HOLDS YO BOOBS IN! (and she covered her chest with her hands, to illustrate).

Me: (rolling) You mean a BRA?

Gabby: Yeah yeah yeah...she wears a BLUE BRA!

Me: Are you talking about Jasmine??

Gabby: Yeah!! It IS Jasmine, she wears that BLUE THING ON HER BOOBS...I mean, that blue BRA. Mom, I LIKE this game. Now I want to be the one to guess so now let's do it backwards.